Chaos Grandpa Wizard

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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i-am-a-fish

I'm having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)

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philbert my beloved

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The above two images are not described, the first one is a picture of an anomalocaris, a shrimp-like creature from the Cambrian Era. It has silly, black eyes with an orange, segmented body, a cascade of fins and two mandibles.  The second image is an edit of the first image, with a pink glow, several pink and red hearts, and text that says "PHILBERT".  This image is a screenshot of some tags from tumblr user "dogboyinuyasha", it reads:  "#he is from the Cambrian not the Precambrian :( #you want a Precambrian creature look up spriggina. or like idk dickinsonia"ALT
This is another screenshot, this time of a comment from "downthegenderriver":  "he is cambrian not precambrian i am suffering"ALT
This is the final of three screenshots, this one being tags from "hisgrumpyfriend":  "#anomalocaris #she is from the CAMBRIAN era (not PRE) but i still love you fish"ALT

I have been informed that Philbert (anomalocaris) is not from the Precambrian Era.

they are instead from the Cambrian Era, they are one of the many lovely creatures we were given after the Cambrian Explosion.


It is with a heavy heart that I must delete this post, as I simply cannot stand to spread inaccurate information about Philbert, whom I love.

This post will be deleted in 24 Hours,

5:13 Eastern Standard Time

A black and white edit of Philbert, the text reads "Goodbye, Philbert" "This post will be deleted in 24 Hours, June 10th, 5:13 EST"  The hearts originally surrounding Philbert have been replaced with a single, broken heart.ALT
here before philbert dies
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bread-making-vikings

This site has been going around Twitter trans accounts quite a bit lately, so just pointing out here too that it'll do fuck all, they're exploiting trans people at a time when hrt is particularly hard to access and please don't give them your money

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fuckin exploitative bullshit marketed in the worst way imaginable

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literally selling laxatives as weight loss supplements

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Reddit post by Dr Will Powers


femmefurina

No actually, this needs to be in the body of the post.

This isn't someone looking to make a quick buck off the backs of desperate trans women.

This is someone who is gathering a hit list. This person may use your info for active swatting, but not just that, this product will kill you.

This product is outright dangerous. This dose of ashwagandha is ASTRONOMICAL. It's anxiolytic - meaning that it causes agitation and anxiety - and if you take this dose every day you'll be developing serotonin syndrome within 4-6 weeks, and an ER trip/death within 8. And if you're on medications that interact (SSRIs, antipsychotics, most kinds of opiates) or alcohol, this risk is magnified.

This person wants to KILL YOU.

femmefurina

Also the photo they're using for the founder is AI generated. The easiest tell is the neck tattoo seemingly merging with the collar of the shirt, and none of the locs actually having an end that connects them to the scalp.

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There's a terf in the comments screeding about how this totally isn't a rightwing psyop and it's asian fetishizing trans ppl obsessed with anime doing this, so here's some irrefutable proof that it is, in fact, a right-wing dox honeypot!

If you go to any post by TheQueerQuirk on Twitter and replace the username part of the url with transaretr8ors it will redirect you to the same tweet with the new username, indicating that TheQueerQuirk's old username WAS in fact transaretr8ors. You can test this yourself.

They're also stealing images from r/transtimelines for fake reviews.

Their domain name was registered on June 2 and the address marked is a common scam address (seemingly of the Icelandic Phallological Museum).

THIS IS A HONEYPOT. THEY'RE COLLECTING ADDRESSES. YOU COULD BE SWATTED, HAVE YOUR IDENTITY STOLEN, OR AT THE VERY BEST RECEIVE A PRODUCT THAT WILL CAUSE SEROTONIN SYNDROME.

SPREAD.

chaosgrandpawizard

Guys ashwaganda is used by gymbros to gain musclemass, i am completly lost how that would help trans women become the best version of themselves


I think its time to domestic terrorism estrolabs

unrealcatgirl
officialprydonchapter-deactivat

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

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sandvendor100

Happiness Will Come To You.

gaymacs

when tho

sandvendor100

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March